College Girl on tinder said yes for ‘pizza and chill’

derrtderr · 2018-10-24T01:17:23+00:00

It’s a trap. Give her directions to a grocery store and then hide in your garage. I’ll let you know when the coast is clear.

trpthrowaway2003 · 2018-10-24T01:22:32+00:00

Posts like this, make me happy.

My generation will be fucking younger generations hotties forever, because you don't understand 'pizza and chill' that you invited her over for.

HurricaneHugues · 2018-10-24T07:33:41+00:00

Hold the power button of your life. That should fix it. Christ.

Do you serioisly not fucking understand the concept of "Netflix and Chill" or "Pizza and Chill"??? Are u fucking kidding me? You CANNOT be this fucking dense, unless you're a medically diagnosed grade A fucking retard! DUDE, pizza and chill means she comes over to your fucking place, you order a pizza for u two to eat, u watch some bullshit on Netflix, and somewhere in between there you FUCK her goddamn brains out!

Like how else did you think this shit works? You're gonna take her out to an actual pizza place, sit there for 3h talking nonsense, and then kiss her shoes at the end. Fucking hell man. Who made u this way? I know we're here to help, but goddamn some of you guys are pathetic.

It literally says Pizza and Chill. I dont understand how that's complicated. What would u have done if she had said "lets just fuck" instead. Would u come here asking for what to do too?

Fauxregaurd · 2018-10-24T02:01:00+00:00

Invite her to your place, then give her your SS # and all your credit card numbers.

sorryforthelifestory · 2018-10-24T02:45:24+00:00

cut a hole in the back of a pizza box and put ur dick in it.

[deleted] · 2018-10-24T11:11:31+00:00

1) Invite her over 2) Order pizza 3) Pizza arrives 4) Give her you bank account info. 5) Beg for her love and affection 6) Give her the deed for your house 7) Propose your undying love for her 8) Profit

Go get em tiger

RedSkeller · 2018-10-24T01:58:26+00:00

Have her come over to a pizza box. Invite her in and tell her to have pizza. Make sure to leave a few scraps of crust lying in there and one piece of pizza. Oops you ate it all. Then throw her down on your already opened futon and tell her you hope she's hungry because you've got an extra large with sausage hot and piping ready. Fuck her hard and then cum in her mouth. Tell her to get the fuck out because your side piece is coming over. Give her the pizza box to throw out on the way out.

HurricaneHugues · 2018-10-24T05:49:10+00:00

When she comes over tell her you just finished eating the pizza but she’s just in time for the chill then turn the ac up

[deleted] · 2018-10-24T04:16:51+00:00

Propose to her.

Psychological_Radish · 2018-10-24T01:09:12+00:00

This post is confusing. Did she already agree to "pizza in chill" or what? If yes, then proceed with the plan.

Normally I like to meet girls for a drink first in case she turns out to be a fattie, uggo, or crazy, but that's your preference.

wawakaka · 2018-10-24T01:32:20+00:00

go out to a public place to meet greet and qualify. then escalate if she is a willing prospect.

you don't know if this girl is psycho and you don't want a psycho to know where you live.

CalvinRichland · 2018-10-24T01:03:26+00:00

Get flowers first. Really this is easy

Title	College Girl on tinder said yes for ‘pizza and chill’
Author	Mintopforte
Upvotes	8
Comments	15
Date	October 24, 2018 12:47 AM UTC (7 years ago)
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