When a girl asks to hear your story, what's a good reply?

Seddit_Only · 2014-04-21T16:00:29+00:00

say: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

adviceTruth4U · 2014-04-20T21:26:03+00:00

I like where you're going with the Matrix plot, but maybe a less complex movie would be good as well.

2014-04-22T15:41:58+00:00

I love when girls do this. I tease the fuck out of them. A couple examples I've used in the field (with mixed results. Just try them.):

"Oh you don't want to know that. I'm a bad guy."

"Well, I just got out of prison, so that's cool."

"I live in my mom's basement. Want to come over?"

Just shit like that. Make it a game.

Title	When a girl asks to hear your story, what's a good reply?
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Date	April 20, 2014 8:52 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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