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[–]discojesus101 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Leeds? I'm there too 3rd time
me an my mates came up with a thing we call 'a savoir pull' that makes us sound like a bunch of assholes (were not.)
All require confidence.
category 1 savior pull is the mosh pit guardian:
Whenever your in on the perimeter of a mosh pit find a fair maiden and just nonchalantly prevent her from getting an elbow to the face just shield stuff a bit, if she engages in convo saying thanks or whatever just go with the flow from there.
Category 2: The BFG
Requires a lot of charisma just if you come across a short lass watching a band try and engage in conversation dosent have to be anything special and then after a few minutes of small talk make a joke about how they must find it difficult to see and ask em if they would like to sit on your shoulders and they will actually enjoy being able to see everything.
Category 3: 'Where are my friends?'
If someone seems lost or there looking around a lot ask them 'wassup you seem a bit lost' say it with a smile there not lost 9 times out of ten they've lost a friend or friends ask em what they look like and just keep them company while they/you look for them phone them or whatever or if they really want to see a band but and only have so much time you could end up watching a whole gig with them.
Category 4: Damn she's drunk
This ones pretty much self explanatory the most common thing to do when you find someone like struggling to stay stood they're that trollied help there friends help her, in fact it could be a dude if there's a girl/girls trying to help em sort of lend em a hand get clued were the medical bit is and show them were to go it can go somewhere, option 2 is a little naughty the drunkered is your target if she's alone and you can really help her get back to her campsite maybe she'll thank you for it. Hell if you reunite her with her friends it could be back to the more dignified option 1.
[–]IANAPUA_Yet 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those are all nice things to do, but it's all pretty white knighty. There are a lot of damsels out there to be picked up that aren't in distress.
[–]YouTriggerMe 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dance like a crazy dudeeeee , be the center of attention bitches love dat
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What kind of music is going to be on that festival? That's actually really important to know
[–]Dorking1 points 11 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Leeds festival its bascily mainstream music
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mainstream music... Are you planning on dancing?
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