Taking a girl to the zoo, any advice?

IpickupGrandmothers · 2015-07-08T21:51:21+00:00

Have fun.

Seriously. Stop looking for more tips or advice or whatever. You're just going to overload your brain with information you're never going to able to use. 95% of seduction comes from practice and experience. Just go with what you know now and have fun with her on your date. You'll learn all the "tips" and shit as you go out on more dates.

What you're doing right now is like trying to learn how to ride a bicycle through a textbook. It doesn't work like that.

Relax and take a deep breath. Drink some nice tea. Maybe rub one out. And have fun!

2015-07-08T21:24:51+00:00

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recyclablebantha · 2015-07-09T03:37:40+00:00

I'm going to the zoo with a girl so I'll be spending most of the day with which will be the first time I've been out with girl since I discovered seddit (yay). I understand that I need to be confident and have kino. Do you guys have any other advice or tip on ways to escalate .......

Dude. Going to a public place isn't about escalation. You might get into her space and get some LIGHT touches in but a public place like the zoo is not the place to push for k-closes or f-closes. It's a place to connect with her via conversation.

And for the love of God, don't make creepy comments about animal penises or compare yours to theirs. It might amuse you but that's not worth the huge risk of blowing out by making her uncomfortable. Of course, if animals are having sex at the zoo, then you can easily joke about that but it shouldn't be a comparison between the animals and you or you and your date. Stick to observations, whether funny or straight up.

As for how to escalate or engage in kino....

Ease in slowly. Escalation is not a step by step process. It's more like constantly taking her temperature, turning it up gradually if she's okay, and pulling back out when she doesn't like the heat.
You'll be standing around looking at displays and exhibits, so it'll be normal to be standing next to her, touching her arm to get her attention, etc.
You must focus on putting your awareness out into the world around you and on her. If you start going analytical in your head you're doing it WRONG. If you are aware of what's going on, you'll have things to point out to her. You'll be aware of when she wants you to step back or whatever. Or when she's fine with you where you are.

kynka · 2015-07-09T08:19:36+00:00

Say want to see the snake? Before droping your pants and showing her the D.

This is classic David Deangelo stuff "cocky funny"

Title	Taking a girl to the zoo, any advice?
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Date	July 8, 2015 9:18 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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