What are your closers on tinder and other such apps, I mean we all know what we are there for

bradyo2 · 2014-04-12T15:38:40+00:00

Right, this is how every single one of my tinder conversations go:

Swipe right on everyone you see (if they are munters I'll block them later):

After 24 hrs:

Me: "Wow, we've been matched a whole day and you still haven't spoken to me..."

Her: "Neither have you!" (they say this every time)

Me: "Well to make it up to me, bring round a bottle of tequila tonight, I'll get the limes" (stole that line from bodybuilding.com forum - works like a charm)

Her: "Haha maybe I will" (or varient)

Me: "K send me your number and I'll text you my details"

Her: "01234 567 890"

Simple.

After this, whatsapp her something like: "Hey, my address is XXX, come round at X o'clock"

puaSenator · 2014-04-12T19:11:05+00:00

Tinder is nothing more than a front for women to hamster and not have admit they are using AdultFriendFinder. If you want no strings attached, that's the place to go. Take off your shirt, take some pics, and you'll be good to go.

From there, don't worry about closing. They are there for you, all you have to do is not fuck up.

atleastitsnotaids · 2014-04-12T15:04:34+00:00

Hey lets fuck.

Any girl on tinder is a thirsty bitch looking for dick, we all know it. If she wants to fuck you, she won't explicitly say no to that statement, she might even just say yes.

If she says something like ew I'm only on here for shits and gigs I'm not like that then she isn't attracted to you or she really is just on there for instant validation, so you move on.

2014-04-12T17:21:34+00:00

What apps are there?

2014-04-14T02:18:26+00:00

I've been overwhelmed by the number of matches I've gotten recently so I haven't been messaging anyone, but this has worked well for me in the past: "Does this mean we're bf-gf now?"

How it works:

 Me: "Does this mean we're bf-gf now?" Girl: [whatever, as long as it isn't no] Me: "I'm not seeing a no ;)" Girl: [whatever again] Me: So when are we going to consummate this new relationship?

How it backfires:

 Me: "Does this mean we're bf-gf now?" Girl: [either she says no*, laughs or whatever] Me: "I'm not seeing a no ;)" Girl: "NO!" *if she says no, don't reply

That's pretty much it. And here's another tip.

You can also just say Hello and be done with it. I mean, obviously they are already attracted even just a tiny bit because they swiped you right (although I also advocate swiping right on everyone).

If you send them hello and they reply with a smiley, you're in. Otherwise, it's on to the next one.

Title	What are your closers on tinder and other such apps, I mean we all know what we are there for
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Date	April 12, 2014 2:16 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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