I'm hilarious. I probably could have a future in stand-up, I make all of my friends laugh, and I'm very charismatic as a result of my job (basically im the voice between my agency and corporations.) Throw me into an Uber with a random person and I can have them laughing pretty quickly.

However, nobody goes home with the comedian. Obviously I need to learn to shut my mouth. Wondering if anybody had any texts/personal stories that would aid me in dating.