Well gentlemen, I am a 31 year old man, just recently got out of a relationship that has left me feeling great, been working out two times a day, getting my body into same shape rather than round.

So today after my workout, I went to the park with a friend, then I saw this girl, Mexican, nice round booty, tattoos on her shoulder down just above the elbow, long straight hair in pony tail, white hat on, did I mention sweet booty, so before my friend left I told her (the friend) hey, got any gum? I am going to go talk to that girl, she said yes, have me two pieces of gum and off I went.

Made three laps around the park, she was walking so as I came up behind her, I passed her about two steps, looked over my shoulder and said, hey, I noticed you have walked this way a couple of times (she has to have walked it like 7), do you know how far the distance is, she smiled said she didn't she just moved here, I said o where from, she replied and so on and so fourth. She said she didn't know anyone from the area and that she had twisted her ankle a couple of days ago running so she was walking twice as far.So I trying to keep it short and simple said well hey let me get your number and maybe we can run together anytime, I got my phone out, this is the fuck up... My fucking phone is sweaty as fuck. I don't realize it, but I get to the contacts and tell her go ahead and put your number in there, she does and when she gives it back it says des tiny, which is her name... minus the space so I say ok cool tiny des, I'll text you later she said she is going to go check on her brothers playing football (she's 19, fuck me, right?) Anyways, happy as fuck. I get a little further away and realize the number is only 9 numbers long... I either got screwed or, my phone was truly too sweaty to take numbers down, I mean fuck, she put her name in as des tiny, for fucks sake. Anyways she goes to run 3 times a week, I will see her again (maybe) of course next time I do, I'll say hi and see how her able is going, not bringing up the phone number because, well, what if she did it on purpose

So, I should've maybe posted this to askseddit, but I feel I have a little value to offer here.. clean your fucking sweaty ass phone off before handing it to a girl to enter her number into

Do you think it was on purpose that she gave me 1 missing number? Either way, I approached her and I felt it went ok, needs tweaking, but not too shabby