Context: Plate of 2 months lives about an hour away, haven't seen her in 2 weeks. Exchange is as follows:

H: I really need to get back on my gym routine- I'm getting real soft. Smeh M: yeah you'd better, if you get too soft i wont be able to get hard ;) H: Wow RUDE H: Everyone is telling me I have to pack on 20 lbs (she's a very tiny girl) H: Do you know hard that is?! And its a closed shop for you buddy. M: well you know I did give you fair warning that I can be an asshole sometimes... M: just gain muscle since that weights more than fat, that'll shut them up M: if you play your cards right i might show you my bulking regimen M: closed shop? haha ok

I've been actively trying to work on being an asshole, eliciting a polarizing response rather than engaging in boring, vanilla conversation. This is a plate and I can definitely get others, but I'm curious what you guys think. I've heard that women's bodies are a "soft (haha)" spot and off-limits, but it seemed like a good opening (and she's got a pretty damn good body and she knows it).