Intermediate level three years experience, 1 new girl every second month but looking to improve.

Sticking notes:

  • My vibe: Purposeful, Controlled, Flowing Self-amused. Purposeful; you do things with purpose, controlled; you're unreactive, you're like an anchor, flowing; you're moving the interaction forward and down and all around, self-amused; the world is absurd and you're a sober just surrounded by drunk hedonists and we could all get sucked into a black hole at any moment... so enjoy!

  • Open: 3 second rule; you have three seconds to open, just do it. Straight line to the girl; literally draw a straight line from your feet to the girl and go. Opens: "Hey, you, come here" "Hive five" "Hand of god" "Hey" "Hi" "I saw you, and I had to interrupt you I'm sorry".

  • Open: Speak at an impactful pace. HEY. WHATS UP. HOWS ITS GOING. Meaningful short sentences, try not to ramble.

  • Physicality: Be a physical nigger right off the bat. Arm touch. Lazar eye contact like you want to stab her in the chest or headbutt her. Handshake or extended arm touch. Grab hand and study it. Grab necklace. Mess with her hair. Put her hand over her face and shove her off while telling her to "fuck off" or "go away". Punch her stomach hard. Hand clasp; three techniques; 1 move her hand down her arm 2 high five hand clasp to her shoulder 3 double low highfive then grab her hands as they come down into a hand clasp

  • Be clear in your intent: I like you. No but I like you.

  • Focus on the emotional lair of communication NOT THE LOGICAL. Appeal to her emotions and the emotional side

  • Hook: Set the rhythem of the interaction. BREAK HER THREADS. cut her off if you have something better to talk about. The wheel of effect is rotating against her.

  • Buyer mentality: Best buy TV, Todd's The Prince Has Chosen

  • Isolate her. Literally turn her away from her friends.

  • Vibe: Lie to her. Do you love or hate me right now, ok cool because I lied I'm not from Canada. Create little roleplays: go to a country together, we've known each other for years, we used to dissect frogs together at school, be my girlfriend for the next five minutes, im adopting you you're my little sister now.

  • Hypothetical Situations: WOULD YOU EVER... and WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

  • Bounce her around, WATER come, lead her around, lets go outside it's too cold, lets go outside its too loud, lets go say hi to your friends, lets go say hi to my friends (lolnope were going to the pull location)

  • Accuse her of not liking you; oh it's okay you can go if you want, no honestly you treat me like any other guy, you just think i'm like any other guy, start turning your back to her, no I'm sorry I can't do this I just can't. THIS IS AN INVESTMENT HOOP!

  • PUSH and PULL: PUSH then quickly change the topic Eg. you're a horrible kisser ANYWAY whats your name. How does it feel to know you're a horrible kisser though are you like, oh shit maybe I've learnt the bad way of kissing not the good way?

  • Qualifying: oh i dont' usually tell people this BUT... , screen her for personality traits I find desirable: "yeah you seem like the type of person who" 1 emotionally stable chill 2 doesnt care about others think 3 friendly and open 4 self improvement: on a mission to improve herself 5 independent and doesn't leech

  • Shock tactics: call her a bitch, moron, or if still good just call her a dog or hünd

  • Give her room to chase: lulls in conversation, LET HER LEAN IN TO YOU. Girls naturally chase when you are self amused

  • Don't dance with teh bitch

  • Lean in but don't kiss the bitch, create the unfilled need. If you want to kiss me, call me master. God. Get on your knees.

  • Logistics: Who are you here with, what are you doing tomorrow, Where are you staying, CAN I COME. TAKE ME WITH YOU.

  • Close: Be a hard closer, ask multiple times from multiple angles. If you guys were in a bedroom alone right now and it would make sense to fuck, then it's time to fucking close

Writing this shit out is one thing, it's another to remember to actively apply it in the field

EDIT: Things to NEVER do that I must remember:

  • Never Apologise
  • Never introduce your name first
  • Never lean in to listen
  • Never ask permission JUST LEAD
  • Never talk logical or ramble
  • Never use wishy washy language: um uh like yeahh nahh 'dude'