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[–]rAlexanderAcosta 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Spice Girls said, “if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”
Joke heavily with the friends and treat them like bratty little sisters, maybe even kind of flirt with them a little. Bring them chicken nuggets. If you can get one of them to start hitting you, that breaks the touch barrier for the whole group.
After the girls like you, they’ll guide your cock into the your love interests vagina.
[–]chomuwongson 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My dad once played a prank on me where he didn’t let me sleep for eight days
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Did he asked you if you wanted some ice cream but gave you ice meth instead ?
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Your fault for not putting the lotion on its skin
[–]PotLimitOmaha 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her friends are testing you. You have to win them over. Don't try to hard to win their friendship meaning don't try agree with everything they say. If they tease you, tease back. Tease them if they say something dumb. I'm saying tease because you don't want to be a dick. Then they will shun you and turn her off of you. Also girls talk to their friends about guys talking to them all the time. It means nothing. Most of the time it's just to look cool in front of their friends.
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