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[–]PipBoy19 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Instructions unclear, sent my weenie to the school board
[–]SigmaCronos 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m sure the school board will appreciate. Cocks, not glocks.
[–]AruSharma04 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cocks, not glocks
Gild this man, someone who has money
[–]PipBoy19 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn that's deep...
[–]GET_IN_THE_VAN 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah shucks I knew I should have put more of the instructions in bold
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Just sent “I wanna slam my phat cock into your cunty cum dumpster” to a match on Tinder the promptly blamed it on autocorrect. Let’s see how it goes
[–]NibbleOnNector 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bless you. It’s shit like this that makes it so much easier for me on tinder. Truly you are doing to lords work brotha 🙏🏽
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol you can have her. Sometimes I match with a girl I’m not full-on attracted to, which is one of those I sent that message to. Not gonna waste meme messages on girls I’d actually fuck haha
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love to take advantage of autocorrect to subconsciously induce certain thoughts
Example: while talking about leaving school
"I kiss people, especially the girls that sit behind me"
"Ops! I meant to say miss, stupid autocorrect"
Sometimes this happens by accident, sometimes on purpose for being playful. Don't overdo it ;)
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Can you expand on 'Feel compelled to sext'
[–]GET_IN_THE_VAN 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you are thinking about her then don't be afraid to sext!
Ohk, thanks
Nice username though 😂
[–]super_thowaway 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Add: Do use double entendres. Do use self-deprecation. Do feel the audience. Do take a step back - ie. gauge response.
[–]Metallica93 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You don't have to be a pro to sext before you meet. If your command of the English language is superb, it's pretty easy since most of online dating is about physical attraction. As someone whose in-person game amounts to "Herp derp, I like your face", this has worked for me and the compliments make me feel like a boss.
Just make sure to walk the fine line between getting her going (and oh, do they get going) and absolutely not building yourself up as something that you're not.
I think I might be in the minority on this one, though. Still, great tips, OP.
[–]Hakasauars 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you send her a dick pic and her reply is...
"lol, awweeee!"
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Weird. I always use sexting to get the girl ready for sex. Don't think I've ever heavily sexted a girl who I've already fucked
[–]GET_IN_THE_VAN 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This can backfire a lot of times for people who are inexperienced. I generally don't but on some occasions I will.
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