FACT: A shit tonne of couples are looking for single guys to join them in the bedroom.

HOWEVER: A shit tonne of single guys constantly approach them in totally the wrong way and blow their chances before they will ever blow their load!

Scan these 10 tips just to make sure you’re top of your game.

ONLINE:

TIP 1: SPOT a couple on a Lifestyle site? Don’t be sending them messages like ‘I’ve got a HUGE COCK’ You’ll most likely end up in the trash can as opposed to their bedroom.

TIP 2: ALWAYS messaging him nor her. So many single guys get this wrong. If you do you’ll gain their respect right away.

TIP 3: INCLUDE face and body photos. NOT cock shots. This alone will quadruaplize your chances.

TIP 4: OFFER them drinks first at a nearby bar… Softly softly catchy monkeh.

TIP 5: Offer to go to their house and not yours. Don’t have to change the sheets or tidy up first.

OFFLINE:

TIP 1: DON’T just walk on up to the lady, ignore her guy and assume she’ll want to fuck you. It does not work that way! ALWAYS talk to her husband just as much / if not MORE than you do to the women. You have to earn his respect if you want to bang his wife… Fair enough I think?

TIP 2: WHEN you are chatting with a couple, don’t say some dumb ass shizzle like ‘Want to go upstairs so I can fuck y’a ass?. Let them take the lead.

TIP 3: YOU’RE in the their world… They are not in yours. You fit in with them. PERIOD.

TIP 4: MMF or MF? Is her husband a watcher? Does he like to join in? Will he head on over to the local Bar whilst you’re balls deep in his lady? Yeaaaah that happens to me ALOT. Make sure to find ones that want the same as you and be straight up about it. If you want to be balls deep alone, then you can’t get all pissy and try and cock block her fella when the play is kicking of.

TIP 5: CANT GET HARD? You’ve got 10 fingers, 10 toes, a tongue and heck… even your elbow to use so please her in some other way.