In a couple weeks my company is having a company wide banquet. It is at a resort with a water park. Everyone has their own hotel room. Apparently it’s a huge shit show and everyone gets trashed.

I don’t drink so I won’t have a problem making an idiot out of myself, but how can I best utilize tons of women with alcohol and free hotel?

Should I try to hook up with a coworker or not worth it? Should I stick to other hotel guests who are not part of our company?