the context: me, a 24 year old stoner slacker minimum wage worker virgin until i was 22 returning to school after a 3 year gap year. also, i can still pass for a freshman. thanx genetics!

the setting:

me in library computer lab, sitting real cool-like, body language says i'm the coolest cat in town

hot girl walks up, i swing my eyes over, they meet hers, wham bam shazam and LOCKED

...because she proceeds to sit down right next to me

she sits there kinda just idling on the pc for a bit, can tell she's breathing a bit differently

i chill and wait to see if she says anything

she says nothing (OF COURSE SHE SAYS NOTHING, IM THE GUY I AM SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE FUCKING MOVE)

anyways she finishes her shit in a bit and leaves

leaving me to curse myself and the weird autist shit that is being the hard case newbie

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but i am getting closer, my magnetism is growing

i can feel it

trying to keep fighting the good fight bros ...

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