Went onto campus for the first time since I graduated.

2 rejections 1 phone number

Saw girl 1 in the parking lot she had pink hair. I was nervous so instead of saying “how’s it goin? I said (inaudible). I literally made mumbling noises. She said (what?) and then I was able to talk normal and I found out she had a boyfriend.

Girl 2. She was wearing headphones and sitting with her face in a lab top, I didn’t know what she looked like so I was cautious. But I waved my hand in front of her till she looked up and took out the plugs. I asked if I could join her and she was cool with that. She was watching that 70’s show. She liked Hyde the best but I told her I was more like a fez. I asked her for coffee next week and she agreed.

Girl 3. Turns out we went to highschool together so we just caught up. I felt weird hitting on her so I just wished her farewell and left.

Girl 4 heard her walking behind me. Looked over my shoulder and saw the stereotypical MILF. I turned around and started walking backwards while facing and talking to her. She was not interested. I ended up walking backwards into a short Asian girl and scared the shit out of her.

I ran into one of my bros and we talked for a good hour. I guess if I’m trying to meet women talking to dudes isn’t the best strategy.

I’m a shift worker so I don’t have time to approach everyday. I’m planning on just approaching 5-7 girls one day a week. I’m also dead tired from my night shift so it made the approaches easy since I was too sleepy to be nervous.