I saw this dude today, the baddest alpha motherfucker ever, and I did not envy him. He was one of those punk rock dudes with patches on his denim vest. He walked like he would happily stomp on your face, and he had 3 big dogs off leash in the middle of the city, clearly controlled by him. Badass. But yo, he looked like he was a homeless methhead.

That's not the life I want. I get what I what by being nice and accommodating. People give me free shit all the time. Professors let me pass when I really shouldnt. I get nice haircuts, nails always filed, and always look good, polished. I got a sweet job through charm alone.

My "betaness" opens doors like that methhead never could, even with a hundred dogs.

tldr: Cloak yourself in beta for fun and profit, it's not such a binary