Well, I can make a suggestion. Do you have a male friend that is somewhat social or good around women, that would join you at the bar one night and be your wingman? I sure hope so... I'm not going to be happy if I typed out this next part for nothing.

Obviously your shy and talking to random women probably seems like a monumental task. To counter this uneasiness you must let go of any expectations you have. Do not be outcome dependent. If you go home alone at the end of the night (which is likely) that's ok. If you didn't get a # or a kiss, that's ok too! However, I would recommend setting a more attainable goal for yourself, like "tonight I'm going to approach 5 different groups of girls." If that is still daunting, try 3. Or even 1. Just 1, you gotta try! If this does not sound appealing, try this goal that always helps me relax "tonight I'm going to get rejected by 5 different groups of girls!"

This might sound like a crazy goal to set for yourself. Some people are terrified of rejection, and if you are, you need to overcome this silly obstacle. Rejection is nothing to fear. It helps you learn and improve, and you will rarely get harshly rejected. This quote has helped me: "The pain of rejection is nothing compared to the pain of regretting that you didn't try."

If you go to a busy bar, you will probably see a number of different groups of women. Think about the reasons they might be out tonight. Maybe it's girls night out, and they want it to stay that way. Maybe it's some female coworkers out for some fun. Maybe it's married women that are old friends. Maybe it's a group of radical feminists. Yes, approach them as well.

The likely outcome of approaching all the groups above is rejection. The cool thing is, there might be a fun time to be had in order to get that rejection. Women are not all that different from men, just relax and treat them like human beings. Have fun, and be light and playful. In most of your approaches you will know that it's not going well for you pretty fast, probably within the first minute. Some women will give you immediate signs that are saying "stop talking to me or I will pull out my bear mace and tase you." When you get the vibe, end the interaction. Don't be rude about it, wish them a good night and move along. You don't know why they are rejecting you, so please don't always immediately blame yourself and start sulking. A lot of women will already be in a relationship, and this will be the most common reason for being rejected.

And this is all okay, because there will be a group of women who are on the prowl for a man. There may be 2 women out at the bar for the exact same reason you are: someone is taking out her shy friend and helping her find a man. Yes, it happens. Or maybe there will be a girl who went through a bad breakup a few months back and is having trouble letting go, and her friend is taking her out to meet some guys. These women will be out there too, mixed in with the other groups of women, and you won't know why they are having a night out until you go and approach them. You are looking for that girl who is looking for that guy who is you, doopy-doo. (Don't ever say "doopy-doo" to a girl). That is why you gotta keep approaching different women and not get discouraged. I can almost guarantee that you will at least get one fun, memorable interaction out of the night, and that alone should make it worth your time.

Now, there are other obstacles you must overcome in this challenge. Namely the Chad-Bros. They come out in droves from their fraternities and wreak havoc upon the women that you should be approaching. Don't worry about these goons. I will give you one example of an approach you can use, and explain why it might work.

So let's say you see 2 girls across the bar that are cute and you want to talk to them. First of all, don't stand there for 10 minutes awkwardly staring at them and paralyzed in fear. This will kill your chances before you even start. You have to move fast in this game. You see girls, you walk up and approach them. Don't hesitate, just do it. Do not overthink the situation. Overthinking it will destroy you, be more spontaneous. You can do it, it is the best way.

Anyway, walk up to the girls and say hi. Introduce yourselves, ask them how their night is going. Always maintain eye contact when you are speaking to a woman you want to pursue. It is a must. Also, don't slouch or any kind of posture that looks. ... goofy. Just take a second to focus and make sure you are standing upright. You probably will know before you start talking to them which one you like more, but either way, try to notice something unique in her style. The ideal thing would be a bracelet or a ring. Girls like it when you compliment them on their style, even more than their looks, because their style represents who they are and it is something they chose with intent. So after a little small talk, say "wow, that's an awesome bracelert" (try to sound genuine). She will likely say thanks and hold her arm out to you so you can see the bracelet better. If she doesn't do this, encourage it by acting like you are trying to get a better look at it.

The reason the bracelet works well is because you now have an excuse to make physical contact with her, and physical touch is absolutely necessary when you are trying to build attraction. So you can now lightly hold her wrist, or maybe her hand. As you do this, lean into her (making eye contact) and say "this bracelet is stupid. Why are you wearing this? Are you stupid?" Then throw your drink in her face.

No, don't do that, dummy. Instead, hold her wrist, inspect her bracelet, then look into her eyes, lean into her slightly and say "Wow, this bracelet is really cool. You have a great sense of style." Then smile, move back to natural upright position and let go of her wrist. Honestly, what you are actually saying to her is the least important part of the interaction. What is a lot more important is the way you say it to her. Talk to her like she is turning you on. Talk in a horny manner. When you do this, you will be subconsciously creating attraction.

And that's the general idea. Everytime you speak to her, make sure to touch her. This is called physical escalation. Start from the safest and work your way up. So touch her wrist, then maybe put your hand on her shoulder, then graze the top of her hand. Try touching her elbow, it is an erogenous zone that you can get away with touching. As long as she isn't reacting negatively to your physical contacts, you are getting the "ok" to keep escalating. So then try putting your hand on her mid back. Then maybe try her lower back. Say you do this and it makes her have an uncomfortable reaction - don't panic. Everything is fine, she is just letting you know that her lower back (or whatever it is) is more than she is comfortable with right now. And that is perfectly ok. You can keep making physical contact where she was ok with it, shoulder, arm etc. Just keep cycling through the different areas of physical contact.

So here's the breakdown: everytime you speak to her, make eye contact. Make physical contact, and lean into her when you speak. Just enough to barely get in her personal bubble, but not right up on her. When you speak, do so in a flirtatious tone. Say it like it is turning you on to say it. Any mundane conversation will make her attracted to you if you follow this method. When you are done talking, lean back into a normal upright posture, and take your hand off her, and smile. Ok, you look super creepy when you smile. You should never smile again.

Good luck out there! Make sure to have fun (but not so much fun that you release your full bladder down the length of your pant leg and down into your shoe after you lose consciousness in the Uber on your way home.) Think about starting a collection of porcelain dolls as well. Nothing will get a chick to come over to your place faster than a collection of porcelain dolls. I know that is common knowledge these days, but you wouldn't believe how many guys I know that don't have a single porcelain doll in their bedroom. I don't know how they sleep at night, without the icy stare of their porcelain dolls lulling them off to dreamworld. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, my porcelain dolls are not where they were when I fell asleep. A few of them bleed from their eyes occasionally as well. I digress, I'm sure we all know how porcelain dolls behave during the night. (It's a secret, but just so you know, I usually have at least one porcelain doll in my car with me if I leave the house). Please don't tell any of my porcelain dolls about this post. They really don't like it when I talk about them like this. I should really erase this entire paragraph before I post this. Welp, goodnight!