How to deal with the, "I have a boyfriend" shit test?

Steve_Wiener · 2015-06-23T02:05:01+00:00

seddit has a good archived post on this, look it up.

my fav is "that's ok, im not the jealous type"

dr_warlock · 2015-06-23T02:49:21+00:00

If you really don't care...

Her: "I have a boyfriend"

You: "You look like a girl who could use two"

tepper2 · 2015-06-23T11:20:56+00:00

I believe mine is a special case

It's not. If she shows interest and you're in the same bed, she's willing to cheat. Convincing her is as easy as making her believe that it's OK to do it.

monkxae · 2015-06-23T03:04:03+00:00

im not trying to be your boyfriend

nyrp · 2015-06-23T09:16:58+00:00

Whisper in her ear:

"I have a boyfriend too"

[deleted] · 2015-06-23T14:45:23+00:00

Her: I have a boyfriend.

You: I have a dog.

Her: What's that supposed to mean?

You: I dunno, I thought we were saying things that don't matter.

Proceed to change the subject real fast, do not wait for a response or reaction.

90% of the times I pass, the other 10% either she comes back to the topic meaning A) She won't cheat B) She doesn't like me.

[deleted] · 2015-06-23T05:14:00+00:00

"I don't care about your boyfriend."

If she gets defensive or keeps denying you, then you need to leave or at least start texting/ignoring her. Your currency is attention and hers is sex.

edwardhwhite · 2015-06-23T18:40:54+00:00

Two Fridays ago I ran into this super hot HB9.5. She was obviously into me. We were chatting for about 20 minutes. Suddenly this HB7 comes up to me, dances with me and starts to compliment me. I turn to her, and look her right in the eyes. They get big as saucers as I saunter towards her. She says "I have a boyfriend."

I said, "is he here now?"

She said in a mousy voice "no." I laughed and turned back to the 9.5.

Liefskaap · 2015-06-23T19:19:23+00:00

"I hope he likes to watch", "It's ok, I like threesomes" or anything like that, if she keeps playing the boyfriend card, just walk away.

[deleted] · 2015-06-23T06:14:30+00:00

She prob wants you to 'force it on her' so she has plausible deniability. Tread lightly man! Dangerous shit.

Real8inchDong · 2015-06-23T06:03:26+00:00

"Well here take my number..you can list it under a female's name, hit me up if he's slacking."

Smirk, and walk away.

crack_tobi · 2015-06-23T04:56:20+00:00

How does "congratulations" sounds? Then add some bs.

blacwidonsfw · 2015-06-23T03:02:01+00:00

"I'm your boyfriend now"

NullCorp · 2015-06-23T04:46:18+00:00

At this point I would say "I know you want to fuck me, that much is certain. I don't know why you're telling yourself that you don't for his sake."

Title	How to deal with the, "I have a boyfriend" shit test?
Author	WantToBeAlpha
Upvotes	13
Comments	18
Date	June 23, 2015 1:58 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/3as5cg/how_to_deal_with_the_i_have_a_boyfriend_shit_test/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/how-to-deal-with-the-i-have-a-boyfriend-shit-test.150365 https://theredarchive.com/post/150365

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