Girl on Tinder said I have beautiful eyes. How can I respond to that in a funny/witty way?

2020-11-17T12:51:36+00:00

“Thanks, I grew them myself.”

Or you can pull a Moss and say, “they’re not for sale,” and if she laughs, say “laugh all you want, they’re not for sale.”

j2swole1 · 2020-11-17T13:16:12+00:00

"they are almost as beautiful as my personality"

TheMeanderthals · 2020-11-17T13:15:46+00:00

"I had to kill a lot of hobos to find a pair that suited me"

"Thanks, they're both made of glass, like my bones"

"I've been told they remind people of the sea/the mountains/a meadow (colour depending). Because they're rich in colour, but filled with things that run away when I try and look at them"

btrpb · 2020-11-17T13:30:00+00:00

You don't have to go for some witty retort when you get a complement.

Often enough I'll just say "thank you" or flat out ignore and move the conversation along.

If you make too much of a big deal out of it, it signals that it is a big deal, with the underlying connotation that you don't get complements that often.

joshsaga · 2020-11-17T13:43:28+00:00

"Thanks, they look more beautiful when I'm under you and making eye contact."

neieneirbdjrn9999999 · 2020-11-17T15:23:50+00:00

? You don’t? Not everything has to be funny or witty.

Title	Girl on Tinder said I have beautiful eyes. How can I respond to that in a funny/witty way?
Author	xisburguis
Upvotes	2
Comments	6
Date	November 17, 2020 12:51 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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