It's all got too much for you, and you've used alcohol and cocaine to cope. That's made a dent in your finances, but not to worry. Simply make up the shortfall of £68,000 by stealing from your employer, a non-profit sailing club for veterans.

Damn! You've been caught! Here comes the long arm of the law...

Suspended sentence and £85 prosecution costs.

Guess the sex of the defendant. https://www.gbnews.com/news/veterans-sailing-club-gosport-finance-manager-stolen-money-cocaine-gambling-addiction

And, statistically, she likely initiated the divorce.