Hey RP, just recently swallowed the pill and have been working to put its effects into action. Below is a transcript of a conversation between a girl and I on a social media website. Annotations are in bold

Spoiler: She fucked me and didn't even know my name.

Me: lol I had visited her profile and not 2 seconds later she hopped right on mine

Her: Ya got something to say?

Her: Spit it out fucker Shit test?

Me: Nuttin 2 say

Me: Hopped on that profile real quick Calling her out

Her: Why you laughin

Me: Because it's funny, ain't that why people laugh ignore the real reason and deflect

Her: I was checkin out your questions

Her: "Did you join ok Cupid just so you could find people to have sex with?"

Her: "Yes"

Her: You mess

Biggest shit test of them all, agree and amplify

Me: I know right? You'd think girls would be all over that

Her: Have you hit a Cupid girl yet?

Her: Reply faster, boy. I'm getting rowdy over here

Don't tell me what to do

Me: Maybe, calm down.

Her: HEY

Me: Hello

Her: It's like the first rule of gettin it, ya don't yell a lady to calm down

Already mentioning sex, its too easy

Me: My rule book says otherwise.

Her: Are you single or what, fool

More shit tests, plz

Me: For you? maybe.

Her: I'll hit you, I'll do it.

Me: I might like that

Always be escalating

Her: I've had it with your one liners

Me: Alright then,

Here's two

Her: Piece of shit

She was a feisty one

Time to change the subject

Me: Aright seriously then, are YOU single?

Her: Ya, I've been single for a dog's age

Me: How long is that exactly?

Her: Liiiiiiike 9 months

Her: I've had sex within that time period but nothing relationship wise

This is too easy

Me: Girl's a go getter. I like it

Her: Hey. Doesn't mean I'm easy. Ya gotta spit game to get anywhere near me.

more shit tests

Me: That's what they all say

Her: I'm holding up this conversation. Where the fuck is your game?

Shit tests for dayyyyyyyyyyyyys

Me: I'd say the fact you're still here says enough

Her: I'll leave to prove a point. You don't know how stubborn I am.

Easiest shit test ever....

Me: Bye Bye!!

Her: You're worse than I am, and kind of an ass.

It's in the bag

Me: I'll take that as a compliment

Time to seal it up

Me: You do things on the weekend or are you the loner type?

Her: I do things pretty much every night, I don't like being home.

Me: Are you home now?

Her: I am

Me: Well get out of the house and come here.

The rest is just arranging to meet up. We went to a coffee shop for about 20 minutes, then she came back to my place and fucked me raw.

TRP is a beautiful thing fellas.