Just saw this on Facebook and laughed about it. "Woman was made from the rib of a man. Not from his head to top him, not from his foot to be stepped on, but from his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected by him and near his heart to be loved by him."

Ignoring the contradictory part about being equal but being protected by us, there's something that it neglected to mention. Women were made from one of the few bones in our body we can live without.