Good opening line when meeting my girls mom for the first time

needless_pickup_line · 2017-06-13T23:56:38+00:00

When meeting a girl's mom or friends they always drop the line "I've heard a lot about you."

Mom: NPL, nice to finally meet you. I've heard a lot about you.

Me: eyes wide It's all lies.

Mom: Ha no it's all good things!

Me: laugh and roll eyes then it's definitely lies.

Boom. You're in. Only get to use it once per girl though.

DadOnDabs · 2017-06-13T21:28:09+00:00

Depends if she seems cool or not. I have a strong "asshole with a smile" vibe so I would probably say, "I thought I was coming to meet your mom but I think I just met my new girlfriend".

binrobinro · 2017-06-14T00:05:53+00:00

"I can see where Kelly got her ample bottom."

Title	Good opening line when meeting my girls mom for the first time
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Date	June 13, 2017 7:38 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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