The other day, I was about to take a seat on the bus when a cute girl across from me warned me it was dirty. I smirked and said "Thanks, you saved my life".

I then proceeded to go full retard mode and sat somewhere else.

About a minute later, the lazy game voice inside my head woke up and added the sentence I should have said - "I'm gonna have to sit next to you now. Hi, I'm X".

Any tips on how to make that fucker constantly vigilant?

Thanks.