Afternoon all,

Last night I did something completely random and otherwise unpredictable. I walked around and approached a dude who looked pretty cool. Told him I was looking for something to do on campus. He had a place to crash and beer. Spent the next hour and a half pulling strings trying to plan the night ahead. We ran into a few people and didn't really have any leads as to where to go party-wise. Some small-talk about cars and shit we've done, what we could do etc.

I did a mass message to a list of girls who I put aside for situations like this. Something simple "Come meet strangers and find a party." Most of them expressed interest but had conflicting plans, weren't home etc. I didn't respond to those. A few girls hit me up asking where to meet and that's when we had to find the party. We tracked a rowdy bunch of girls a few blocks and found a frat party. The ratio here was pretty bad but it was the only thing going on that wasn't exclusive. I quickly texted back a bunch of girls to come to this location and told them to find me. The chances of meeting any of them was stupidly small and they were average. If we crossed paths, cool, if not, next weekend.

Anyway, paid an above average price to get it. I could barely move but me and my friend made our way to the beer. Holy shit. They were doing trivia to give out the beer. It took about 20 minutes to get a six-pack to share between me and the friend. Whatever, I had to drive home anyway. There were lots of hot girls showing boobs and grinding in the clusterfuck, it was still a sweaty mess and I tried not to give disgusted looks when ugly girls rubbed against me.

Moving on, I navigated my way to the center. Elbowing, pushing, shoving... not very fun. Got to the center, realized all these chicks were ugly, dancing/grinding on other dudes, or getting freaky with other girls. Awkward. I'm not a big dancer nor a freak when I'm still sober so I pushed my way through the sea of people to go upstairs to take a piss. That took a long while, only to realize there was a line. Some good looking girls I made jokes to and sent out some snapchats with them while waiting. I'm getting pretty close to the door now and some wannabe douche says ladies goes first and let's these otherwise total 5's go in front of all these betabuxs who won't say shit. I mentioned something about putting pussy on a pedestal and not getting any out of it. He began to lecture me about how that's how you get girls and all this broscience and I shot back words of logic over the music. Uh oh, drunk sluts overheard me and spent 5 minutes trying to convince me how letting yourself get walked over is how you get laid. I should of just ignored them but in all honestly, it was hilarious to have some drunk sluts spit out her slurred philosophy on who she puts out to. Me and my buddy were laughing pretty hard and talked about something else. Sluts told me to fuck off as they went into the bathroom, didn't even acknowledge them. More on that later. Since it was such a trouble getting beer when you gave a reasonable amount of money to get in, most people were going by 4's to piss in the washer, sink, toilet tank, exhaust vents etc. The frat guys were total dicks and were even trashing on girls so they deserved it. Lots of beer muscles and fists thrown.

Walked around a bit more and talked to a few girls, one asked me to go upstairs with her because she wanted to go to the bathroom. I needed breathing room so I broke contact with my friend and went with what I thought was a good looking girl. The light had only revealed what mistake I had made so I quickly ditched back downstairs when she turned. I did some dancing with a few girls for a few minutes but didn't hit it off and found myself surrounded by dudes. It was still fucking packed so it was hard to do jack shit. I talked with some old friends, met up with my friend, and we left to go get pizza. Talked to a few girls in line about how stupid the party was, broke contact when pizza came because priorities.

Sat down and some girl walks up and reaches for my friend's pizza. I was literally surprised by this but nonetheless grabbed the pizza before she could ruin it. I noticed she was with some dude so I started questioning what the fuck is wrong with her. Turns out he had just met her 10 minutes before, crying, because she got ditched. He bought her food and at this point I asked if he got her number yet for what he did. He looked pretty shy and complacent so it was the only chance for it before she clinged to another. I asked psycho bitch what her number was and wrote it down on my pizza box and handed to the dude. I invited him to sit with us and called her out for being manipulative and batshit insane. During this, psychobitch stole a soda and made betabro pay for it after she opened it. I couldn't convince him otherwise to tell her to fuck off. All throughout this she is flirting with me, complimenting me, and when she realized I knew her intentions and just ignored her, she went for my friend who mirrored my actions. At this point, the girls who were in line for the bathroom happened to overhear this (total dyke feminists) and started arguing about how it was a man's job to protect women. I don't even remember them coming in or how they came to the same pizza place but whatever. They sat down at my table as well and I toyed with their ideas until they got frustrated and shut up. I couldn't move table and friend wanted to sit down for a bit. They were flirting and making advances but I was getting annoyed and feeling childish for still talking to cunts who'd just dissed me before. I had pissed them off enough so I threw out my trash and left. This had never happened to psychobitch before so she threw a French fry at me and desperately tried to get my attention. Dirty look, kept walking. All of them tried following me (including psychobitch and her new friends) and my friend right up until I got to my car. They asked where we were going. We both laughed and drove home listening to Cyndi Lauper.

Next we plan on doing the same stunt, but instead of going to the party to find girls, we bring girls. Both of us have a few leads through class/Tinder/friends that expressed interest but had made plans already. Being new to the whole frat party thing (I'm used to smaller, more personal parties), I'd imagine that if we each bring 2-3 girls each as well as booze, we can show up anywhere and be seen as kings. Some things I need to work on are cold approaches and dancing. I can't help but note how lewd most of these girls are but undeniably attractive. My clothes still smell like perfume, sweat, and beer. Otherwise, it was pretty damn fun and it's safe to say I met a bro on the same level as me.

Questions:

How'd I do?

How the fuck do I dance if I'm not drunk and girls are sorta closed off? Do I just walk up and ask to dance? Do I just start dancing with them, and how?

What to do if the ratio is fucked? How do I act? What do I do?

Could I've handled the entitled cunts better? I mostly laughed at them and I felt kind of stupid arguing with them because they were hard set on their beliefs.