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[–]Neoduder0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm only a lurker here but seriously dude, have you actually read anything on the sidebar? Man the Fuck up and get your balls out of her purse.
[–]matrixtospartanatLVMRP APPROVED0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
This is a test, right?
u/Rian_Stone pulled you out of his ass and posted this in the wrong sub just to see who would say what...because...
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU HAVE BEEN IN MRP FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS AND POST THIS SHIT.
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
After 5 months, reading all the fucktard nymphs that come lollipopping their way in here for the first time because they smacked their dog too hard, or got ghosted in twatfuck while out of town, or their LTR wants to be an escort. or my favorite, the asshole with two young boys who’s been in RP for two years and he loses his shit because his wife tells him his two young boys have more testosterone than he does; after ALL THAT, I thought it couldn’t get any worse.
You are not real. This cannot be true. There is just NO FUCKING WAY I will spend two years in MRP and all but rape my wife and then fight over anal?
Are you real?
Did you intend to write this shit?
Do you stand behind what you wrote?
Did you even reread it before you hit SEND?
DUDE!!
I’m embarrassed for you.
I can’t even imagine.
What the fuck....
Ok.
Reality check.
You are fucked.
Fucked up. Fucked over.
Fucked.
You CAN unfuck yourself, but you gotta quit playing around with this shit. You are a living example of children with dynamite.
By the numbers.
You are a noob.
Today is day one.
Get your shit together.
No more spoonfeeding, handholding, asswiping, diaper changing or nose blowing for you.
Go to the fucking sidebar and get started.
If you are not as stupid as your post and would like some REAL help, ask me and I will send you my guide to getting started quick.
For the record, I started here about 6 months ago and my two posts are still up for you to read. I’ve left them up because I have come a LONG way from my beginning.
In MY house, after just 6 months of MRP, anal is now being discussed. Someone suggested in my second post I should put a potato in the tailpipe. Do French Fries count? Potato coming....(pun intended)
Look man, you’re not serious.
Get serious about this shit.
Put in the time AND the work and you WILL get everything you want.
Time AND work.
If you want some help, just ask.
Two years...
The only anal you deserve is to be pegged.
Fuck
[–]casual_shanter 1 points1 points1 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yes I'm real. 100%. My history is there for anyone who wants to verify that. Yes it's 2 years, yes the sidebar is read, yes I lift, yes I know what a shit test is, yes I can AA, yes I can do DGAF, ... but something is either fundamentally fucked with my LTR or with me because I can hit retarded rock bottom with alarming regularity. Dude I am asking for help. Don't expect anyone to give it but right now I've got nothing to lose by posting.
[–]matrixtospartanatLVMRP APPROVED0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In my personal, limited experience in dealing with all kinds of ... whatever... here, it is almost always because the sidebar has not been fully engaged.
I’m going to go out on a limb for the sake of argument, assume you are <15% BF, and 1000lbs on the three primary lifts.
You said you lifted. So let’s say you are one buffed motherfucker (well, not your children’s mother), and you could get laid any time you want by someone who doesn’t know you.
But that’s exactly the problem, isn’t it?
The one that KNOWS you won’t fuck you.
Why?
Because you’re still the oldest teenager in the house, and your wife doesn’t want to fuck her teenage son.
She wants a MAN. She wants that Chad at that party a year ago that ALL the women wanted. She wants that man to be... YOU!
Your frame is shit because you have not internalized the sidebar.
You have not internalized the sidebar because you have not read EVERYTHING, more than once and gone through the steps, like DREAD.
It IS possible that you have completely read and internalized the sidebar, but your post says different.
Your frame needs shoring up.
Shore it up.
Go back to the sidebar.
Start over.
Start from the beginning.
Do it again.
Learn that shit well enough to teach it to someone else.
C’mon man, you’re not an idiot.
You’re lying to yourself, if not us.
I know it’s boring. I know it’s tedious. I know when you get 100 hours into it and you aren’t even half way it feels like shit and you’d rather go back to the gym.
Engage.
Become a complete man.
Body AND mind.
You won’t get where you want being spoon fed info by the likes of jack10. He was brilliant in his writing. Guess where he learned all that shit?
Same place.
Sidebar.
Now STFU and get to work.
Go to askMRP if you want to ASK a question about MRP.
[–]Rian_StoneHard Core Navy Red0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you've done everything you say, and are confused by where you are now, you will fuck up advice, so its wasted.
What advice would you give this guy?
[–]bogeyd6MRP MODERATOR0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Post is removed. Not meeting meeting the writing guidelines is the reason.
[–]matrixtospartanatLVMRP APPROVED0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, there’s 11 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
But MAN, what a ride...
[–]bogeyd6MRP MODERATOR0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The trick is, never take the bait.
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