After reading the fine comments about the post I did yesterday, I desided that I was going to try something;

I got home from work about an hour late last night (on purpose this time, but it does happen occasionally) hugged the boy, and said "My car smells like a stripper." Naturally she was curious, so I let her stew for about 15 minutes while I changed, and went to the bathroom. I went to the kitchen to open a beer, and she said "Why does your car smell like a stripper?" I opened the beer and toke a long drink, then went on to explain that this girl that was supposed to be on vacation came in to finish some things "dressed up like she was going on a date", and locked her keys in her car, I suggested that ***** drive her to her apt and get her spare keys. She asked if I would do it. I said yes. During this trip I asked about her date and she informed me that she wasn't dating anyone. I said my peice then went to play with the kid....boys I tell you I could almost SEE the hampster running. She had follow up questions like "How long were you in her apt?" and "Why was she dressed like that?" I played dumb and very noncommital and quickly changed the subject.

The hampster ran and ran. Later I got out of the shower, and saw her on my side of the bed fucking around on facebook, or pintrest, or something else that I don't have time for. I told her to go to her side of the bed, she said "make me.", and I did. And she was naughty girl about it.

TRP is fucking Voodoo!!