I was just minding my business today, flipping through tinder, doing homework, working out via body exercises etc. Suddenly at about 10 PM I get this one girl on my tinder. She's alright looking at first but I scroll through her photos and boom. Oneitis. She was an engineering major so I justified to myself she must not be a thot. She's Latina, short, and her pictures were very alluring yet didnt show any skin. I thought about her for probably a solid 30 minutes, realized im a tard, took a shower, and was still distracted for the rest of the fucking night. (My last oneitis was also latina and short). This wasn't like a "I'd hit it" moment it was like "damn, she's sooo bad" like i was a fucking 10th grader or somethin.

TL;DR: some bitch currently living rent free in the back of my head off of seeing her on Tinder once.