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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you want to pay for her to watch a film about gay household items buttfucking, then go to sleep with your cock drier than the Sahara, by all means respond 'yes.'
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao I told her nah
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
probably. she isnt your gf. so why would you do relationship things with her? if you are bored as shit and she wants to pay, you can go waste a few hours, attempt escalation afterwards. but i wouldnt bother wasting time on this one. sounds like a lost cause.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yeah you're right, if we ain't fuqin why we going to a movie?
Should I ask if she's paying? I could bullshit and say I'm broke lol
I honestly don't wanna go unless there's a motive in my favor
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
she invited you... technically if she was a good woman she should pay. i wouldnt bullshit, but if you want to go, go.. just be like 'sure ill go, you're payin right?" then buy yourself some skittles while you are there and share a few with her.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
K got it
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
if you dont wanna go and you are expecting to GET something in return, just dont fucking go. cuz you most likely wont get what you are looking for. otherwise, she would be going to your house to watch movies and drink wine.
Yeah considering that she just wants a movie date
[–]RedSkeller0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She's hoping you take her on a proper date. You can go, and then bang her afterwards. Or you can can flake and then ask her something that's more your style.
I told her I'll pay for popcorn if she pays tickets
[–]RedSkeller2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
boom. nailed it. cock in the popcorn.
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[–]bacheloritis0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tale as old as tiiiiiiime .........
[–]stephcurryftw0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Go if she's paying. At least you get a free movie.
Told her she can pay for the tickets and I'll get popcorn. She hasn't replied in 45 mins. Lmaooooo
[–]LordThunderbolt0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She hasn't seen you in a year. She wants a little comfort before fucking you again. She's not gonna hop right back on your dick like a desperate bird.
Go to the movies with her, make sure she pays. "You invited me to the movies. I didn't have any of those plans for myself". Escalate gradually as usual, apply kino, move things back to your house and close.
Meh I ended up telling her to pay for the tickets and I'll pay for the popcorn and she "left her phone on airplane mode"
And didn't see the reply until I said let's have a raincheck
[–]LordThunderbolt0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You shouldn't have told her upfront. Yoh should've assumed she would pay and acted like it. Like when you get to the ticket booth just stand there.
But in this case, ghost. No need to reschedule.
I honestly didn't wanna go otherwise I could've said I left my wallet or oops no cash.
Thanks everyone
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