I've been told I look like Golum Is there any hope for me or do I just have shit genetics?

BluePillEltonJohn · 2019-02-17T21:50:58+00:00

“Is there any way I can improve my appearance to look normal without plastic surgery or is plastic surgery my only hope to get a girlfriend of my own?“

How about gym? Better fitting clothes? Better diet? Umm maybe taking care of your beard or idk.... how about a decent haircut? U look like you eat twinkies for breakfast my dude

SirKolbath · 2019-02-17T22:02:38+00:00

Quit dressing like a goddamn flood victim, for one thing.

Search the main sub for “Poor Man’s Style Guide”. I explain how to find inexpensive clothes that fit well.

There’s nothing wrong with your facial structure a decent haircut and trimmed beard can’t fix.

FereallyRed · 2019-02-17T22:05:52+00:00

Jesus Fucking Christ on a scooter with a fat chick on the back.

You've been shitting up these subs for years under different alts ignoring ALL the advice given to you.

So, fuck off.

Shave your shitty head and your shittier beard, hit the gym.

Otherwise you're doomed to be a loser and keep surfacing as a whiny bitch on trp subs.

Fuck off and do some work.

P.S. Your shitty attitude is the shittiest thing about you.

Marcus-Licinius · 2019-02-17T21:51:38+00:00

Post on truerateme

But not looking good, shave that head and start lifting.

How old are you?

CSauceHockey · 2019-02-17T21:56:06+00:00

lmaoooooo

Title	I've been told I look like Golum Is there any hope for me or do I just have shit genetics?
Author	JoshTheWebDev
Upvotes	0
Comments	13
Date	February 17, 2019 9:46 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/arpi4p/ive_been_told_i_look_like_golum_is_there_any_hope/
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