tl;dr - Smashed a Tinderella in honour of BOW #1 and #2 for the week of 9/22/14-9/28/14. Atypically for me, deliberately did it SGM-style to piss off our stalkers at TBP, resulting in a multi-orgasmic session for us both. Also, took her panties and sent her to dinner Commando

Beta-Of-the-Week #1: /u/bluebanana9 posted in /r/relationship_advice about how he behaved as the ideal gentle, kind, #HeForShe, male feminist companion that the Blue Pill purports all men should be to his wife, by paying all the bills, and ALSO doing all the household work such as cooking and cleaning. She has rewarded his love by causing him unending grief, demanding cuntlapping to orgasm at 3 AM, and smacking him in the balls if he acts up. Despite the fact that she is literally telling him to swallow the Pill ("you need to man up and stop being such a bitch") TBP has pretended that NAWALT and this man is suffering because she is uniquely deranged. I threw up a little.

(Note: I have to specially commend /r/relationships, which is usually a shitshow, for actually telling him to bail out)

http://www.redditlog.com/snapshots/1043065

Beta-Of-the-Week #2: /u/obviousthrowawayredd posted in /r/relationships about how his one-itis ("She's quite frankly amazing. A tall beautiful redhead. Smart. A feminist who fights convention.") got cunt-pumped and cherry-popped by his Alpha "friend", who knew very well that BOW #2 "cared for" her, and demonstrated his friendly affections by leaving the hymen-bloodstained bedsheet he devirginized her on out in the living room while BOW #2 came to visit him....and also now freely discusses rawdogging her and なかだし.

After his story made our front page, he made another thread on /r/suicidewatch.

NB: According to him, apparently some of you guys PMed him suicide instructions. If that is true that is fucked up. Don't do that kind of thing to people in pain

/u/obviousthrowawayredd, if you are reading this post via username mention, please don't kill yourself! She isn't worth it and you can find much better for yourself!

http://www.redditlog.com/snapshots/1043073

http://www.redditlog.com/snapshots/1042753

And as a third note, /u/BluepillProfessor made a thread about how he turned around his Dead Bedroom of OVER TWENTY GODDAMN YEARS through application of the Daniel Rose SGM. 400 downvotes follow as he gets brigaded, because why should either he or his wife have fulfilling sex?

Now, I'm in no way a firebreathing, double-dicked, Level-20 PussySlayer with a subclass in VagBuster Knight. I'm just a regular dude like most of us here, but I had a Tinderella pretty hot to trot via text game, and I was sorely vexed by the nonsense I've been reading this week on Reddit.

I vowed to myself that I would do her as rough as she consented to, in an entirely physically safe and undamaging way, because fuck these people, honestly. Because BluePillProf and BlueBanana9 and ObvThrowawayRedd are XY, they deserve to suffer? They shouldn't get great sex? Their partners shouldn't get great sex? They should be miserable and unhappy? That whole fucking attitude infuriates me, so I went out to do something about it.

To start the day out, I went to a lunch that my cousin arranged. Our table was myself, my cousin, her friend, and 2 other dudes. One dude was hyperexcitable and the other was ninja-silent. Mr. Quiet was, I believe, interested in my cousin. Mr. Loud wanted a little bit of Ms. Friend. I don't think either of their approaches were thought out particularly well. Loud gave out far too much validation, drawing sketches of Ms. Friend on napkins right in front of her, complimenting her appearance excessively to the point of tedium etc. Quiet spoke to my cousin I think twice in total at a whisper pitch over the course of two and a half hours.

I was just enjoying the food and our drink coupons, so of course when the time comes for me to wander down the street for my meet-up with Tinderella, both girls come along with me part of the way, abandoning Loud (Quiet left earlier on his own for a prior engagement). When Friend hears me happily discussing my enjoyment of Tinder with my cousin, she goes into attention-seeking overdrive, and then I don't react one iota, goes off moodily with my cousin.

So Tinderella (25, Asian, 5'3", ~120 lb) wanders into the venue I picked (absolutely zero "How do you feel about/What kind of coffee do you.../Is this place okay?" cringing supplication, I just set a place, time and told her my shirt color), and she's definitely +1 from her photos, maybe 7.3 in person. I've actually noticed that a lot of people have completely awful Tinder pics which do them zero justice, so I calibrate for that when I swipe. When her braces come off, she'll jump a whole point. She was obviously completely digging me as well, so after we finished our coffee I said only "C'mon" and she got up and came along with me. We grabbed a bus to my private location, and I took her into the room.

I opened the door, and nudged her inside with a hand on the small of her back, then stepped into the room myself and kissed her hard. I usually start out with fairly gentle lip-on-lip contact, but /u/diskotanssi posted something which sounded really interesting last week about putting your palms on the sides/back of her neck and slowly pushing her head around with your fingertips. /u/diskotanssi is a beast and his advice in that thread is goddamn incredible. Try it out on your next plate.

Once I had Tinderella panting, I used one of my own go-to-moves, the face-up shovedown onto the mattress, followed up by a pounce, pinning her wrists over her head onehanded, pressing my thigh into her crotch for her to grind on, and moving her chin with the other hand while continuing the makeout. After a little bit more of this, Tinderella was probably good to go already, but I wanted head, so I grabbed a pillow, flung it onto the floor, and took her by the hand and made her stand up. Please note, aside from "Damn you're short" after the makeout from how low I had to stoop, which she giggled about, I'd spoken no words.

Was there discussion about how fellatio is degrading to women? Did I hear about how "I wouldn't respect her"? Did she say "I don't do that"? Nope, not at all. She got down on her knees on the pillow, smiled up at me, undid my belt, unzipped my pants, got my cock out and sucked it all the way down. I let her go to town on me for a while then I told her "I want you down to your panties". She stood up, stripped off to , and lay back on the bed. I took the panties off gusset-first style, where you slip your fingers in through the bottom of a legband, gently knuckle their pussy, and tug them off smoothly.

I wrapped it, threw one leg over my shoulder, brushed her hair out of her face and positioned myself at the entrance, nudging her with the tip. She pouted and told me not to tease her, so I asked her to tell me what she wanted. "I want you to fuck me Sir" was the response, so I did, and she was dripping wet and scalding hot.

I did a little scaphoid-on-sternoclavicular-joint positioning, giving her the illusion of a choke with no actual pressure on her airways, and the minute my palm touched the skin of her neck she clenched down on me and juiced up again. By this stage we were both drenched in sweat, but neither of us minded and I pummelled her as hard as she screamed for me to.

After that, I flipped her over for doggy, and short girls over a hundred pounds always deliver with the booty. I especially love it on Asian girls, who sometimes aren't quite as curvy as I enjoy. Tinderella had a phatty, and as it slap-slapped against my hips I felt her squeeze down on me again as I smacked her cheeks hard enough to leave palmprints and tugged her head back by her hair. I asked her how many times she'd cum already, and she told me twice. I think I railed her from the back for about half an hour to another screaming orgasm, then I wanted to see if I could make her squirt, since she was so wet.

I hope you all know the finger positioning for inducing female ejaculation! Tinderella's g-spot started out feeling textured/pebbly, like I'm used to, but then when I told her that she had a "hot fucking cunt, and I can feel it getting wetter" I felt the texturing grow more pronounced, like it was a cluster of firm Glenora grapes and capers and blueberries all mixed together. When I pumped her with my hand she started making sloshing noises so I knew she was close to blowing, then she came all over the sheets.

Not wanting to let up, I switched hands and straddled her face, lowering my ass into it with a simple order to "Lick". And she dove in like a polar bear devouring a ringed seal cub, occasionally switching to my balls as I worked her into another gusher. After this, I told her "suck my cock again you naughty bitch", and she smiled and hopped to it, blowing me until I busted in her mouth.

She cuddled up against me, and said she'd never come as much or as hard on a first date. I told her that I wasn't sure if I'd taken the right approach, and maybe I should have bought her some flowers and a $200 dinner and gotten to know her better first. We both had a giggling fit over how absurd the lies of TBP are compared to reality of two healthy human adults enjoying each other's bodies as nature ordained.

She had somewhere to be and I wanted to head home, so being mindful that SGM suggests we induce a worshipful state in plates we went into the shower and I told her to soap me up and scrub me, which she very happily did, squeezing my lats and kissing my nipples, then sucking me off one more time under the beating hot water.

As we were getting dressed, I told her I'd be keeping her panties till next time as a souvenir. She pouted and whined and pleaded with me, but I told her that all of that was nonsense and her testing me to see whether I was dumb enough to fall for basic-level girly tricks or man enough to do whatever I wanted no matter what she said. Her eyes grew huge and I think she probably would have gone another round, but I kissed her again, smacked her ass and said "I'll call you sometime". Then I went to eat an amazing pork belly roast and get ready for tomorrow's daytrip with my family.

So I know none of the above, me fucking a girl in an entirely different city, will directly help our two Betas actually get what they want, but I'm hoping my genuine intent that they get to be happy in life and satisfied with their interactions with women will somehow traverse the webways of Reddit and get them to swallow the Pill. Because pussy is waiting for anyone who wants to have some.