Yeah, I'll probably get roasted hard for this but I'll just cut right to the chase. I've come to the realization that a gay friend would be a good addition to my life. Something like the butler Jordan Belfort has in the wolf of wallstreet. He'd have a DSLR he would photograph me with(would do wonders for social media), give me style tips, introduce me to more girls and so on.

Ideally he would serve the role of a eunuch aswell befriending my plates and dealing with them so that it favors me, disarming cockblockers and hostile betas. He should also be good at cooking, have a good taste in music and stuff like that.

Basically know his ways around all the positive effeminate shit I'm too straight for filling in the role of a woman but without the toxicity. Where do I find one?

Obligatory #noHomo.