~ archived since 2018 ~
Popular
Other
ohhaio
[–]TheRealMewt7 points8 points9 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now I wonder what completely unrelated bipedal hairless ape sort of species also fakes pregnancy to get special favors? Hmmm...
[–]ohhaio[S] 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“They also receive more buns, fruits and bamboo, so some clever pandas have used this to their advantage to improve their quality of life,”
"Phantom pregnancy is said to be common among the endangered animals, and many bears continue to display pregnant behaviour after noticing the difference in treatment they receive, Xinhua said. Six-year-old Ai Hin experienced reduced appetite, less mobility and a surge in hormones when her “pregnancy” was first detected, the news agency said, before further observations concluded it was fake."
[–]username11530 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think one of my exes might have shit-tested me with a fake pregnancy scare once. I didn't really notice at the time but I was the one sweating balls while she seemed nonchalant about it. She wasn't pregnant after all, but it did make me reassure her of our future by telling her that if anything we would keep it. She also mentioned how she felt it had brought us closer together.
[–]squishles-1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Consider the evo biology end of it, pretty sure that is the passing move. Maybe mix in some "I'm going to make sure it's mine" dread.
[–]kanaduhisfruityeh-1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Occasional females of the h.sapiens variety take fake pregnancies to the extreme and kidnap newborn babies. I heard of one who actually kidnapped a pregnant woman and cut the baby out of the pregnant woman's belly. When a newborn baby gets kidnapped, it usually seems to be one of these fake preggo women who is the culprit.
[–]squishles0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That seems anomalous, kinda need to mix it in with some dumb. Could just get pregnant, not like any guy would use a condom on a wife/girlfriend they already think is pregnant.
© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.created by /u/dream-hunter
[–]TheRealMewt7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ohhaio[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]username11530 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]squishles-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]kanaduhisfruityeh-1 points0 points1 point (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]squishles0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link