Cynic's TL;DR: My fiancé tried to swing branches, and now I want to get over it before we marry.

yourlogicisflawed · 2013-07-12T19:41:45+00:00

At least the commenters in that thread so far aren't too bad, I expected much worse.

Clauderoughly · 2013-07-12T20:41:19+00:00

Op is beta as fuck

Well she didn't walk away she actually threw me out of the house and told me to go sleep at my parents....embarrassing!

So he got thrown out of the house, so she could fuck other guys but she kept in in Beta orbit the whole time and now she wants to trap him.

headdesk

drake129103 · 2013-07-12T20:32:30+00:00

Actually good advice from that sub-reddit. Color me surprised.

AlwaysLateToThreads · 2013-07-12T19:49:51+00:00

Your response was fantastic Stayinghereforreal. If he can't wake up after that force fed pill, he's a lost cause.

Pugilanthropist · 2013-07-12T21:52:12+00:00

I can't help but wonder if I was that other branch ...

Word to the wise, OP, your girl's texting me again.

AlwaysLateToThreads · 2013-07-12T19:20:44+00:00

Putting a ring on her finger will only incentivize her to swing branches more.

jngshin · 2013-07-12T20:34:33+00:00

Lesson to be learned: Spin plates

Title	Cynic's TL;DR: My fiancé tried to swing branches, and now I want to get over it before we marry.
Author	Stayinghereforreal
Upvotes	15
Comments	11
Date	July 12, 2013 7:18 PM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1i67vb/cynics_tldr_my_fiancé_tried_to_swing_branches_and/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/TheRedPill/cynics-tldr-my-fiance-tried-to-swing-branches-and.233878 https://theredarchive.com/post/233878

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