How many of you have actually tried?

How many of you are not digressing because they are

  1. butthurt pussies afraid of losing their girl, who
  2. share unsolicited morals to hide their insecurities, and if that doesn't work,
  3. threaten with violence and if that doesn't work,
  4. leave the thread and

can give real practical working advice on how to do it?

I am talking about those average looking boyfriends, not those muscular, right out of prison guys. In other words, they are unlikely to resort to violence.