Using the search engine to look around here, I can see it's not at all uncommon for women to try scaring men into thinking they're pregnant as some sort of attention-seeking mechanism. However, there's nothing on the sidebar about this and I can't find any fast and hard methodology for the TRP approach to dealing with this.

This FWB has now had three of these bullshit pregnancy scares and I'm pissed. The first time, she said she felt sick and wanted to get tested. I didn't buy it so next she said she was late and sick (and I took that much more seriously) – and I guess she realized that worked and for the third time she just said she's late.

The dead giveaways she's full of shit: 1) She first told me she couldn't remember the week she had her period, but then slipped up and contradicted herself, saying she knew it ended within a range of a few days (whew!); and 2) She says she's "late" when she's not even technically late (we're talking 3-4 days later than expected which is very normal and not cause to panic) and when I said I was going to look at ovulation calendars and stuff she panicked and tried to stop me because she didn't want to get caught bullshitting me.

I want to continue fucking her but I'm pissed off about this shit and am not sure how to deal with it. I haven't even responded since she texted me saying her pregnancy test was negative a few hours ago. How should I respond? How do I handle this in the future?