Cockblock

Project_Zero_Betas · 2019-07-20T01:24:42+00:00

Good cockblockers won't even reveal themselves as cockblockers until after the fact. If you know ahead of time that's their nature, just get rid of them.

CasualtyOfHedonism · 2019-07-20T02:03:41+00:00

He obviously wants to fuck you, so get it over with.

sea_light_house · 2019-07-20T02:53:06+00:00

Avoid loser cockblockers

backdoorinvestor · 2019-07-20T03:35:26+00:00

There’s no profit in associating with cockblockers

WolfenSatyr · 2019-07-20T06:03:38+00:00

David Attenborough voice

Let us observe this Alpha male in his natural element. Here we have our subject in his hunting grounds, prepared for an evening's entertainment. Excellent, he had found a willing female. Now let's watch as he skillfully guides the conversation towards the prospect of intimate companionship. But lurking nearby is another male, part of his target's circle of friends. His jealousy is plain to see and he sets his plan in motion to sabotage the Alpha male's intentions.

The second male lacks the confidence of the Alpha, yet desires the female for himself. So he flits around the couple and attempts to insert himself in the conversation. The Alpha sees this and counters with a friendly gesture of an alcoholic drink and asking if the second male is enjoying his evening. This disarms the lesser male and sets him into a rambling monologue about his experiences. All the while the Alpha switches from communicating verbally with the female to physical displays of intent. A touch that lingers on the arm. A smile and nudge to emphasize a humourous point in the lesser male's tale.

Once a friendly rapport is established the Alpha redirects the lesser male towards another potential target. This endears the Alpha to the female, having dispelled any doubts she might have had about his character. Now that the unlucky suitor has departed the Alpha quickly suggests a change of activity which allows the couple to exit the drinking establishment quietly.

Title	Cockblock
Author	Crisuveli
Upvotes	0
Comments	5
Date	July 20, 2019 12:17 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/cffe65/cockblock/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/cockblock.246030 https://theredarchive.com/post/246030

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