Sips sparkling water

Hello fellow PPDers (but especially the menz acuz teeheehee), I would like to propose a new theory that I am a super, duper special kind of lady- like one in a million if not maybe a billion (or whatever is a big number... I don't know about all that boy stuff!) I do nice things for muh man like putting his dingle dangle in my toot toot, wearing only traditional lady clothes like "skirts" (let me know if I am spelling that wrong- they are like pants but all one piece so your yazzoo can breathe in the sea breeze like a real first mate's!), and constantly working to get back to my birth weight of 7lbs!!

I don't want to act like I know everything, though. One time a really smart, natural alfalfa redpiller (who is only on reddit to help the unfortunate men who aren't already assistant director of IT) told me to stop being a "stupid cunt" on a thread and I thanked him. Because I respect men. All men. Allllllllllllll men.

So yeah: AWALTEM (all women are like that except ME!)

(Also: any tips for finding my captain?? I keep fucking guys in bathrooms like RP told me-to show how attracted I am-but it's not working so far...)

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