Tara and her girlfriends decided to go out clubbing last night. Their new favorite club ‘Porno Shoppe’ had just opened up down the block. Tara's youngest friend Emily was 21 and had never been clubbing. Her only experience with porn had been JC Penny catalogs, scrambled porn and her father's playboy's which she loved and masturbated to all the time. She was finally going to experience real life HD porn. Right when they walked in every porno tape gave her the “please be kind, rewind” look and several approached her right away and almost all of them turned her on and she quickly said to herself, "If I get one good download I'm set for life, this will never bore me; this is light-years better than what I ever had growing up as a girl." Tara warned Emily, "there's a lot of porn out there and you should shop around before picking one porn to buy and anyway girls don’t ever buy porno tapes anymore “that’s what our grandmothers did!” they all giggled. You never know what you like till you've tried a good variety plus look at this club there's every type of porno tape and they all want you to take them home and watch them."

Tara had been watching porn on and off for years. She'd been with a few different genres of porno tapes but her new favorite genre: hardcore lesbo sex was her favorite. She couldn't get enough of him, occasionally if hardcore lezbo sex left town for a few weeks she sat her eyes on some other genre's: group porn, anal porn, costume porn, and a mysterious guy she'd seen when she walked in that night, hardcore pissing porno tape, she'd heard he wasn't good for her but a few of her friends had told her that he's amazing and would get her off in new ways, the fact that so many other people seemed to download hardcore pissing porn made her tempted to want to download him too. She never deleted one genre of porn if she hadn't already clearly decided or even snuck a peak a new one anyway. This was common sense girls kept to themselves and porn didn’t have feelings anyway.

Tara's grandmother had warned her not to try hardcore porn at all and to settle with the first nice HD porn that came along and to buy that porn, not just stream it. Her mother had told her, “it's all right to watch a few different types of porn but too much hardcore stuff would ruin her.” Her mother had seen the digital revolution but also knew the dangers of streaming porn. Pirating was frowned on in her mother’s prime viewing days and girls would be locked up or banned from viewing porn or at least fined and called names. Tara didn't care. She loved porn in all its varieties and it seemed like all her other friends were watching lots of different types of porn and not buying any; There was plenty of time later in life to pick one genre and let it take care for her. She was having fun!

Tara had another friend, Abigail. Abigail had been watching porn for years and she'd seen it all. Her current favorite: Japanese tentacle bukkake, porn was all up in her computer but for some reason porn just didn't quite do it for her anymore. She couldn’t commit to one genre for too long. She even watched German scat porn on occasion and even though it kind of grossed her out it gave her a short rush of that new porn feeling she longed for. Nothing was as good as the first experience with HD porn when she was younger. Now that same HD porn didn't want to stay around her computer for too long it was gone right after she downloaded it. She wasn't wandering the streets watching any porn that came up to her like their friend Cammy, but she wondered if that wasn’t really all that bad. Cammy had bought a 4k TV a few years back but sold it the first time it dropped its frame rate. Those TV’s are a pain in the ass anyway. All 4k’s were total misogynist assholes; all girls could agree on this.

When Abigail looked over at Emily she noticed she was already going home with the first HD porn that had the nerve to come talk to her. Low resolution porn and 70's hairy porn had been talking to her all night asking her to take them home. She didn't want that porn, she knew it would get her off and always be there for her, but everyone had access to an old 70's porno tape in their garage, who wants to masturbate to that? That tape was missing its cover and didn't really know how to sell itself. It came from a time when girls dug porno just because it was porno and were happy that they could buy a tape instead of going to a gross theater to get off with other creepy girls. Why pick that tape when there were so many other tapes with bright colors, gaped assholes, and cumshots splashed all over the covers. Abigail caught Emily's arm at the door and said, "this isn't even good HD porn, it's 720p not 1080p I've heard reviews that it's nice but boring, I even know a couple other girls who have used this but moved on when they got daily messages from hotter looking videos.” Emily got mad, “this tape is awesome look it's got over 6 hours of porn and all in 720p. It worked hard, studied and went to porn school to put all those scenes together with good lighting.” I know I will be happy with this. Abigail laughed, "You’re cute and young, all porn appeals to you, you should wait a while and see if you can attract some 1080p or even a 4k porn flat screen, I heard he comes in here every once in a while. He'd love a young girl like you. 4k TV always appreciates someone new to porn he doesn't like people that watch a lot of different genres he knows they will use his superior resolution to just watch other tapes instead of his; he's so amazing everybody would watch him if they could! I've seen girls drop their tapes right in the middle of the club to go home and watch him. I’ve heard of young hot girls like yourself who actually flew out went to Pornowood and even found a few IMAX theaters that let them come watch one film. You’re hot enough for IMAX! Don’t sell yourself short!” As Abigail begged Emily to stay she secretly wished she had settled down with 4k porn when he'd tempted her years ago instead of going to Pornowood and watching everything her heart desired, she wasn't a couch potato she just loved porn, now 4k wasn't interested in her. She could of just bought 4k and sold him later that’s what a lot of girls where doing. Emily didn't listen. She was out the door. She’d rent this thing and if it always held its frame rate she might even buy it; she knew she could always sell it and buy another porn if she had to; but she wasn't that type of viewer.

Overall is was a fun night but club ‘Porno Shoppe’ was getting old. It rented the same genres every night. They needed a new club. The girls didn’t have to wait long. A new club would be finished next week because everyone wanted to sell them porn. The industry didn’t wise up and withhold porn or punish illegal downloaders. It also just kept producing more and more porn; making it cheaper and cheaper. Porn was practically disposable! Too bad those suckers didn't know that they could easily rent and never buy; and most tapes were letting them download for free anyways. They felt like they’d cheated the system. They’d heard of clubs in some areas shutting down because renting wasn't leading to sales; porn actually not wanting to sell itself? Porn can't think! It doesn't have feelings! Porn is infinite and sentient porn could even be dangerous. It all seemed crazy and unbelievable so it didn't really bother them. Life was good. Porn made them happy and everyone except Abigail and a few sentient porno tapes knew that would never change.