Fake TRP field reports

StickItInTheToilet · 2016-08-02T04:37:05+00:00

I don't know about the best red pill field report but this is one that made me chuckle yesterday:

He says he's starting to look like a greek god because he's working out and has olive skin. His wife is having 'flashes of submission' but she's not on her knees and dazzled by his glory yet. He needs to up his greek god game a bit more. Goes to buy himself underwear. Says store assistants can't keep their hands off him. HB7 assistant talks about shop merchandise with him - he sees that as a come on. Then says another HB7 store assistant unbuttons her blouse as she's serving him then asks him out.

Says he needs to buy a second phone so he can start gaming women - try out his greek god status for reals.

Changed my wardrobe last week - fitted trousers, super slim shirts. Got the whole ripped greek god thing started (I'm of a Mediterranean complexion). Random IOIs are flying in....

I grab 2 boxes, and go to the till. Another HB7 there, unbuttons her top button when I approach - I could see all the way down her cleavage and she saw me doing that. Starts processing the sale, she's asking me how I am, where I work, how long I'm working today, when do I get out. Then she says she's working until 12 then she's free with a playful touch on her neck. I'm so flabbergasted (amazing tits!) to process this for what it is and I just thank her and leave. I should've gotten her number and invited her for a walk around town at fucking 12.

https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/4vmph5/fr_looking_good_matters/

Next week: Stay tuned for when HB10s start stalking him and wanting to convert to his greek god religion. And then he plates his wife because she can't bear to let him go even after she finds out he's been cheating.

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XXYukieXX · 2016-08-02T04:10:41+00:00

The fuck makes you think a red piller gonna make a fool out of themselves like that?

ProbablyBelievesIt · 2016-08-02T06:02:41+00:00

Since I took the redpill, it's just no fun anymore. When I was a tiny little boy blue, I used to imagine what every woman I met looked like naked, and now I know.

They all look the same. Sometimes, I close my eyes to see if that helps, if there's any difference between them at all. And there's really not.

Especially, from the inside. And I'm not just being crude. It's a mind/body deal. Once you know what to say, when to say it, it's not a question of whether she'll fuck you, but what you'll do to make it interesting for yourself.

Take last night. I'm at the class reunion, and there's a bunch of feminists talking shit about me - apparently word gets around. One of them, with hair dyed a shade of pink so ridiculous that it protested it's own existence, approaches me, and she's like "You've fucked everyone here, haven't you?"

And I'm curious, because that's clearly not true. "I've never fucked you."

"Why not, you misogynistic pig? Is it because you can't handle a real woman?"

And I just answer "Take off your clothes, bitch, and let's find out."

And she's like: "But everyone will see us."

And I'm just laughing, and so is every other woman there. Of course there will be witnesses. She's a feminist. Does she think I'm an idiot? "You're confident. I like that. But I don't even know if I want to fuck you yet. You've got to earn the privilege."

And then I grin so wide, that I could have fit every woman there inside. "By winning the battle royal."

And I snapped my fingers.

I don't know why there were any other men there. They should have known better. I had only snapped my fingers, and one by one, their girlfriends, their wives, their secret crushes, they were tearing apart their shirts, ripping off their cheap bras, and stepping out of their pants. Human nature, at it's finest.

Civilization has always been just an illusion, a comfort, some men cling to. Call it The American Dream. Call it family. It might as well be called Heaven.

Women know better.

I know better.

And that's why I'm the pack alpha.

With a scream, my homeroom teacher leapt at Debbie Reynolds, the class slut, and just tried to rip her hair out. "See if he wants you now." She shrieked.

Poor delusional woman. She looked good for her age, and anything that hurts Debbie Reynolds is doing the whole world a favor, but to me, she was just another brick in the wall.

The cheerleading squad formed a pyramid. Legs spread, standing tall, proud and unashamed. They kicked away anyone who got close, like Time Cop splits, first Betsy Kline, because seriously, fuck Betsy Kline, she never puts out, the tease, then knocking out that poor delusional feminist, and then dancing on her body. Dancing for me.

In a way, they were all dancing for me.

Just like all of you, reading this now. You want to be me, don't you? Well, maybe. Hey, buying my t-shirt's a good start. Anyone who sees it, knows you can appreciate quality. Maybe one day you'll be quality too.

But in the meantime, bow to your new God, bitches.

Anyways, so like I was saying, all the women were naked, and some of them were like, fuck fighting, hoping to get me into this, because they knew they couldn't win. And that was just so sad - does anyone even believe in real bisexual women anymore?

I couldn't stand to see them reduced to that. So, yeah, I did some mercy fucking that night. I was like the Jesus Christ of the mercy fuck, crucifying the masses, piercing them with my holy spear.

Even the feminist, in the end. She begged me for forgiveness the entire time. And then she begged for punishment. A lot of punishment, if you know what I mean. Because, of course she did. AWALT. Some just wake up to it later than others.

I never did find out who would have won. Maybe next time.

Lessons learned: Frankly, comparing them to branch swinging monkeys is giving them too much credit. Also, next time, don't invite any men to watch. There were a lot of suicides that night.

ThatGreekLady · 2016-08-02T07:30:12+00:00

It's not exactly a RP field report but close enough.

My ex (self-admitted PUA) said that he used to have sex with hundreds of women per year.

Title	Fake TRP field reports
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Date	August 2, 2016 4:07 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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