Taken from multiple posts on Reddit.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Some of my favourite quotes...
Jenny said she played with Zack's penis, and touched it a little.
She said no, she had only gone to a hotel where the guy wanted to meet up for some kisses.
Jenny then told me she had to have sex with him just to please him.
started bombarding me with "why don't you trust me?" and "we're married, we're supposed to trust each other through thick and thin".
she smashed her phone on the floor. She said "I told you I don't like him anymore! I want to be with *you* and only you!
Characters in this play
Bundle of sticks protagonist (OP) OP's cheating wife (Jenny) OP's brother's wife (Carly) Jenny's weekend cock (Zack) Carly's unidentified, suspected, unconfirmed weekend cock (X)
Prologue (Post 1)
OP goes through Jenny's phone, finds sexts with strange guy Zack. Just so happens, Jenny and Carly have a girls' weekend planned for the upcoming weekend. OP acts like he sees no evil, but lawyers the fuck up. Lawyer says he's in the clear, since him and Jenny have a prenup with a cheating clause in it. But he needs evidence to back it up in court. OP then hires a couple of PIs to tail the girls for the weekend 'round the clock. The PI supposedly has cameras that record to a live stream so OP can TiVO that shit. Most of the posts are live updates from OP.
Act I (post 1)
The girls don't go where they said they'd go, but instead go to some shopping mall. Jenny drops Carly off at a Starbucks before randomly driving around the neighbourhood only to go back to the mall. Some unknown guy goes into Starbucks and talks to Carly (OP calls him X). X leaves, Carly goes into the car, and the girls go to some hotel.
After grabbing food at the hotel, Jenny shows Carly where Zack's house is (for safety). Carly then gets dropped back off at the hotel and Jenny goes back to Zack's house. In the meantime, for some reason, Carly texts OP's brother and rats out Jenny. OP's brother texts OP, but since OP is already running Operation Delete Facebook, he tells both of them to keep mum. A couple hours later, Zack and Jenny go back to the mall and pick up X. The 3 of them go to the hotel Carly's at and all 4 people stay the night there.
Next morning, OP calls his brother over, briefs him on the whole thing. The Sticks brothers mentally face divorce together. The PI then updates that the girls and their dicks have breakfast at the hotel, all but X looking very hungover. They go back up to the room for a couple hours (probably for Round 2), and then the weekend dicks get dropped off at their houses. The PI snaps some pictures of Jenny and Zack making out for his fap folder OP's case. The girls then go back to the Starbucks alone and try to get their stories straight (revealed in the 3rd post).
Posts 2 and 3
Jenny and Carly get their shit from the hotel and head back home. In the meantime, the brother is helping set up a couple of cameras around the house for when they come back. They get their cover stories straight, get prepared to confront the girls, etc. The girls come home, and the OP ceases updates while they question them and cry and argue, and generally have some good old-fashioned married fun.
After lots of drama and lies (80% of the 3rd post, go there for details), the girls finally spit up the truth. Carly claims to have gotten cold feet and refused to do anything with X, while Jenny admits to fucking Zack multiple times. They basically confirm everything that the PIs saw. The brother looks like he might believe Carly, but OP and Jenny are obviously done. The brothers say nothing about the investigation or the cameras, etc., and they go off to watch football at a friend's house. While he's away, Jenny gets desperate and tries to seduce OP and tell him she misses him, etc. He just updates reddit.
Act III (post 3)
OP goes home in time for dinner. Jenny pulls out all the stops; prepared his favourite meal, wore his favourite outfit of her, etc. Our well-endowed hero eats dinner with his not-so-fair maiden in silence, and rejects her advances the whole night. More tears are shed, and Jenny ends up breaking her phone in anger and frustration (details in post).
In the morning, OP hits the gym and sees his lawyer, but despite all advice to the contrary, leaves his Facebook alone. They review OP's prenup and determine the cheating clause is still valid. The lawyer then tells him to keep the whole PI investigation to himself, and both go home for the rest of MLK day. Once he gets back, OP checks in with the brother, who says everything has gone more or less back to normal on his end. It looks like OP is the only one going through with a divorce, and plans to resume the process with his lawyer tomorrow.
tldr: AWALT.
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