Post RP I learned that based on the principles in the sidebar, I had to begin reprogramming the from the way I'd been raised. Learned that I had been raised under the disney-esque, single radfem momma's boy cloak of lies and bullshit, being raised by tv and games. Past the anger phase now, but I do have my moments of rage and irony, where all I can do is scoff at the folly and go lift.

Was cleaning out my garage and stumbled across my mothers' collection of books and needless to say, most were either fiction or femi drama, but one stood out to me in particular that I think other men can realize if their gf, LTR, mothers, or any other female in their lives are resembling such traits as the following nine.

You know how they say never judge a book by their cover? Well the title of this post is the title of the book, and the back cover are the 9 topics / chapters, which means the author is begging for her work to be judged by the cover, literally. I read these to my grandmother. Even she got a laugh out of this, especially the first one.

  1. Covet Thy Neighbor's Things

  2. Bite Off More Than You Can Chew

  3. Don't Wait for the Right Moment

  4. Wear Your Heart on Your Sleeve

  5. Be Too Big for Your Britches

  6. Never Mind Your Own Business

  7. Keep Your Elbows on the Table

  8. Don't Sit Tight

  9. Rest On Your Laurels

"You know whose fault it is right? Oprah. People never used to have outbursts like this or that. Oprah, made people feel like they were important" - Paul Mooney

tl;dr : It's books like these that women were absorbing over the course of 10 to 15 years, and are still reading today, to make their lives semi-interesting at the expense of the sanity and well being of all males