best things to say when a older woman asks “how old are you?”

gorilla_bro · 2019-10-27T05:50:16+00:00

I usually say an age younger than I am and say I’m into cougars

AscensionExperiments · 2019-10-27T05:55:10+00:00

Nah man, never give straight answers. Questions are the perfect opportunity to get women feeling what you want them to feel. If you're into milfs and one asks, give them a little grin and say "well, I just got back from watching Paw Patrol (or some other kids show idk) and now it's time for beer, so I guess you'll have to figure that one out for yourself" or a simple "old enough"

[deleted] · 2019-10-27T10:47:18+00:00

"96, but I don't feel a day over 80"

Monitorul · 2019-10-27T05:51:54+00:00

"Guess". Don't give a shit what she thinks of your age, you're old enough to fuck her. You can joke "I don't know if an older woman like yourself can satisfy the needs of a younger man" to qualify her.

ReaperX44 · 2019-10-27T06:47:21+00:00

"old enough."

savageinthebox · 2019-10-27T18:18:20+00:00

“Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.” Best delivered with a wink and a smirk.

lazydogg9 · 2019-10-27T10:57:24+00:00

Young enough to make you feel 22 again.

yoursubplate · 2019-10-27T14:41:59+00:00

It depends on whether she’s more of a dominatrix or not. I’d assume cougar types would be.

But I suggest something along the lines of “old enough to give you a good fucking.”

ChadTheWaiter100 · 2019-10-27T15:51:37+00:00

Young enough to be your son yet you’re still interested.

FereallyRed · 2019-10-27T22:58:14+00:00

Simple obvious common shit test. Pick a retort.

Plasticannihilation · 2019-10-27T06:15:30+00:00

Ask her her age, and say you are the same age.

Title	best things to say when a older woman asks “how old are you?”
Author	twinpeakhotel666
Upvotes	2
Comments	15
Date	October 27, 2019 5:40 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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