Unbreakable plate

unnatural_by_nature · 2019-12-08T04:56:18+00:00

Was at her place. We’d just finished our fun for the evening and I’d sent her to the other room to find my underwear when I hear my Tinder start blowing up.

This hot little Air Force chick that I’d chatted with the week prior started blowing me up for some reason, so I open the phone and start reading when the plate walks back in with my undies in hand, visibly agitated.

“Are...are you seriously on Tinder right now while I’m crawling around looking for your fucking underwear?”

I look up briefly and say “we both know you don’t actually want me to put those back on, so maybe you should lose them again in here and crawl around a bit more”

She narrowed her eyes at me a bit, then threw them next to the bed and started crawling towards it. I sat up, swung my legs over the bed just as she reached me, grabbed her hair and shoved her face in my ass, where she happily started licking. 20 min later she was covered in cum once again and I never heard about the Tinder thing again.

PhaedrusHunt · 2019-12-08T10:18:55+00:00

I had a breakup with a chick that was so bad and I revenge cheated on her so bad it was fucking juvenile and epic

I could fill up a couple of chapters easy

Didn't stop her from emailing me 6 months later asking me to come meet "for coffee." I politely declined but that's about as close to an unbreakable plate as you get.

now that I think about it a chick from 20 years ago was hitting me up telling me she dreamed about what our kids would have looked like. How to block that one finally. I guess that's also sort of like an unbreakable plate

I guess the answer is any chick you alpha widow unless she gets with a guy that's more alpha than you

Title	Unbreakable plate
Author	blueblobs182702
Upvotes	1
Comments	2
Date	December 8, 2019 2:48 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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