Seen a few here recently so wondered if anyone's got any gems / horror stories.

Mine; ten years ago I'm at a house party. I go upstairs to take a piss, came back out and sat down on the bed and this girl comes in, sits opposite. We started talking for awhile - was too wasted to remember - she leans in and we start making out, she takes her shirt off - I'm like ' woah finally some good luck '- then boom, bedroom door flies open and her giant panzer tank female friend (280lb uber monster ) comes in saying she's upset and drags her off to get pizza. That's about the worst blocking I've ever experienced. The fact it was by some war tank has always doubled my annoyance.