http://on.fb.me/1CfZHk7

I used bitly to not link directly. Hope this is okay. So this is a gag video but I think their reactions are legitimate. It is also not by any means a depiction of all women, but I think most would react this way. Now that all of that is out of the way, lets go through it shall we.

Women are more risk adverse than men. That is part of what makes this so funny. Also, men would most likely fight back. Before there is even a threat we can see one lady banging on the window and yelling. Lights flicker, then all 3 ladies begin to lose their shit. All before the first zombie even appears. Fellas, do not be this emotional. At the first sight of the zombies, full panic mode. Rational thought is gone. There is no analytic mind at work. No search for weapons, to secure the doors. Nothing. One lady even sits down and gives up for a second.

*This is your "equal" guys. Women are just as capable as men. This is them under stress. My first thought if I see a zombie will be "bullshit". I will be looking for signs of makeup, cameras. Baring any evidence and a concern for personal safety, maybe my kids safety.

I would look for weapons and equalizers/force multipliers. Even then I would communicate, I find you a threat, "I am about to kill you, you might want to end the gag now". Next, I would start ringing bells. Metal pole to the dome. Try to make space for myself and anyone I might be protecting. I would probably try to find a way out and clear a path.*

Lets get back to the video. Lights flicker some more and we see a single zombie got in the car. Women are screaming. They swing their purses to help the big one get away from it. But, do they. Watch, it is minimal effort. One didn't even connect with her purse. just kind of gently fans the zombie from a safe distance. Risk aversion. But, in case she gets away, she can say, "I tried" Have to maintain that social perception. Most men would at this point I think drop boots on this things head. Squish like a bug, again, if they could not be sure this wasn't some gag. I would like to think most men would think this was a gag first and foremost. Baring proof and a escalating threat, real violence to get to safety is next. Not this acting we see.

But never the less, our big beautiful woman (Don't you dare judge her, big fat asses are beautiful too) get free with the help of her strong independent women© co passengers.

Now the good part. The doors to the station open and in comes the zombie heard. Moaning and slow. Now we see one woman flee leaving the others behind. There fellas. Right there. Burn that in your mind. Women have a group preference to women over men. She left them for dead. She let them have god knows what happen to them.

Her hamster would later say they were dead anyway. Or something that it wasn't her fault.

If you are seen to hold her back, be a threat (can not provision her needs properly), or are of a lesser value than she deserves, she will think NOTHING of leaving you. Branch swing and talk about how abusive you were. What a threat you were. She had to get away. She had to you see.

Women ARE NOT men. They do not think like us, act like us, or see the world as we do. Do not negotiate with them like men. What you saw was three children dealing with scary monsters. Do this with women and children and get very similar footage. Do this with men and it would likely never air due to the violence that would happen.

You can learn a awful lot about people when they are under heavy stress.