Last night I went to a hangout. It was small, only four people including me. You can say it was a “double date” in the sense it was 2 guys and two girls. (It’s not a date in my mind, I just wanted to clarify who I was with). The couple I met really made the hangout uncomfortable.

This girl expressed the most pickme-ist opinions and I was so stunned (and intoxicated) to snap her out of it. But let’s go down the list of what happened.

1) the girl was most proud of this: she cleans her boyfriends clothes. He never does his laundry. As a joke, she challenged him to do his own load of laundry. THE BOY BROKE THE WASHING MACHINE. I’m not kidding. I dont know wtf he did, but within 5 mins the washing machine started leaking/flooding with some type of powder (I guess their type of soap?) and water. It was horrific. And the girl looked as proud as ever. She proclaimed “And that’s why I always do your laundry babe”. I was shell shocked. There’s a flood in this small apartment. He just laughed and said “yeah, you can keep that duty I can’t do it.” Lord have mercy.

2) she would flirt with him in the weirdest ways. We played a drinking game most of the night. And every single time her boyfriend will win a round, she would say something really sexual. Like “Gosh, I want to suck you off right now”. I was thrown because 1) it’s a drinking game 2) why would you award him with sucking him off over winning a game? Another example is that she would ask “Am I the only one who wants to fuck the mess out of him?” It was hard to not puke. It went on all night.

3) shes 19 and her boyfriend is 24. No the age difference isn’t the biggest. However, it was awkward hearing/seeing a university freshman do those things for her fifth-year boyfriend. Y’all, she’s 19 while in college taking care of a 24 year old MAN.

At the end of the night, her boyfriend and the other boy got into a heated political discussion. I took that time to have some one on one time with the girl. I tried to drop hints that what she is doing isn’t a good look. Her response was “it makes him happy and we already been together for a year.” Out of all 4 of us, she was the only one who didn’t drink. She’s sober. She is being used and I feel so sorry.