Man, I keep my interactions with women to the bare minimum, and still they manage to annoy me.

I was having a coffee before going up to the office, minding my business, when an old woman drops her handbag into the nearest chair and mumbles (not even addressing me properly) "I'll put this here, ok?", meaning for me to watch it so is not stolen.

Like what? I was almost done with my coffee, do you really expect me to wait till you come back, getting late at job? And you don't even ask me, just do it and expect me to comply?

I've finished my cup, got up and walked away as if I never listened to her. Not my problem.