So you're in the showroom. The saleswoman comes over and leads you towards the cars on display. You walk passed all the new models to a car that's ten years old down in the corner. It's appearance isn't great but isn't awful either. It's exterior is starting to fade and it's beginning to show its age.

The saleswoman then starts telling you about the cars history. She tells you this car has had three previous owners but there's no log book or documented history so you'll just have to trust her word.

The first owner used to rub his balls all over the steering wheel, lick the windscreen and frequently masturbated to relieve himself inside the car.

The second owner would take the car out everywhere travelling a lot which explains the high mileage. Along the way, he'd sleep in the car and sometimes even piss on the side of it.

The third owner wasn't really an owner but more someone who would rent the car on weekends, take it for a spin, have sex in it near the local lake and then return it.

The saleswoman then made a point that the car would often be returned with scratch marks and cum stains on the leather interior.

So my question to you is would you commit to buying this car?

Now, if this car had only one previous owner who masturbated and cummed inside and all over it every single day for the last 5 years, would you buy this car?