Shit test

RedLegendx · 2020-02-26T02:57:04+00:00

“Fuck, you’re right, I get fucked with just a Smirnoff”

With a shit eating grin, or you could misinterpret and tell her that she probably just wants to get you all fucked up to take you home later tonight.

Powerfucking5000 · 2020-02-26T03:11:47+00:00

"I'm impressed with your titty meat."

Then, ask for a shot of too shelf vodka and let her know you have money for an Uber.

Koko175 · 2020-02-26T03:14:12+00:00

Just banter with her

Ain’t that hard. Seriously. Don’t think about the outcome just shoot the shit.

i-am-the-prize · 2020-02-26T03:35:22+00:00

Bartenders are situational alphas.

Plus as a female she's hit on constantly and will be at a professional level banter, and comebacks.

why engage in a bad neg (no compliment included) on her turf, in her medium (alcohol)? what did you possibly think you'd gain from this?

if she's petite and your lightweight was a comment on her size, other ways to do this, but again, game other patrons, not the staff.

Title	Shit test
Author	TheTruthPill
Upvotes	1
Comments	6
Date	February 26, 2020 2:51 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/f9mcz8/shit_test/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/shit-test.340447 https://theredarchive.com/post/340447

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